I don’t even know where to begin or what I can comfortably share about this here. Let’s just say that life has thrown me a sweet, sweet surprise. In the shape of the sexiest creature I have ever met. Who I did not meat, I mean meet, online, by the way, but rather in the good old-fashioned style of yonder, while out dancing the night away at a club.
No.
I can’t do it. I can’t dissect him here for your pleasure. I can’t even begin to tell you all the ways in which he is rocking my world right now.
And how much trouble I am in.
Big trouble.
John Lurie said it best: Big, big trouble.
As much as it pains me to say this, you will just have to wait, dear reader.
I need to let it all sink in a little bit. Live the experience out before I can begin to write about it, analyze it, consider its repercussions. It’s too new right now and it’s too hot.
And I’m in so much trouble.
